Always when I return from a red eye flight

I like to surprise myself with goodies in the fridge. It’s like, the maid stocked the fridge and I don’t know what she put in there but she knows me so well that it’s like all of my favourite things.

list of my favourite fridge things:

• Diet Coke cans
• 2L cold brew
• confectionaries
• shrimp salad
• san pellegrino, the ultimate water

miscellaneous fridge things:

• standard glass of olives that has already long expired and I don’t actually like, but I liked the look of or I liked to eat them in summer and don’t anymore now that it’s winter
• standard milk carton, oat or the real deal, I like to vary on my dairy
• Heinz ketchup, just the plastic bottle, speckled w the reminiscence of what used to be the actual product
• juice of the month, orange fruit blend
• 2 eggs
• random vegetable
• pretentious bottle of vodka that belongs in the freezer or the cosmopolitans I stopped shaking up years ago

so i open my fridge, jet lagged & confused

let my gaze wander about the wonderful things and wonder, how did this tub of spoonable cookie dough get in here? The Cinnabon box? Nigiri? DR. JARTS CRYO RUBBER ADENOSINE PEPTIDE MASK? THE PINK ONE? MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE!

My maid must love me.

& I’m in fridge heaven